I hate people who sit at a light after it turns green, staring off into nothingness. PAY ATTENTION MORON
I hate the people who when you're driving down the street, and can see one lane is closed ahead, but you always get those 1 or 2 ass holes that speed up to the arrow sign then try to butt their way in line.
the people who let them butt in line.
I hate people who can't park straight.
I hate people who sit at a 4-way stop when it is CLEARLY THEIR TURN and try to wave YOU on. **** YOU LADY. You go! I LIKE IT HERE!
I hate people who refuse to drive at least the speed limit, and 5mph above (seriously, you're not going to get a ticket)
I hate the people who decided to make it a law that bicycles can ride in the road. That **** belongs on a sidewalk.
I hate parents who use a "timeout" for unruly children.
I hate parents who bring noisy infants to a restaurant or a movie theater.
I hate people who say "clip" when referring to a magazine
I hate people whose only knowledge of guns is learned from Call of Duty, and they want to talk to me about how bad-ass the M4A1 is
I hate people who think AR-15 stands for "Assault Rifle 15"
I hate people who ask for your opinion on something, like "What should I buy?" then tell you that your opinion is wrong.
I hate cats
I hate the fact that nearly every light is red when i'm going somewhere
I hate Illinois
I hate people who chew with their god damned mouth open
I hate people who walk at the speed of smell when moving through the grocery store
I hate people who whip out the "War & Peace" sized book of coupons at check out
I hate the fact that when you go to plug in a USB cord, you seem to get it wrong one way, then wrong another, then magically it works when you flip it a 3rd time
I hate that they can put a man on the moon with a computer whose computational capabilities are less than a modern cell phone, but my HP deskjet printer won't print in black & white when my "Yellow Ink" is gone.
I hate that when I call a business, I have to press 1 for English.
I hate the fact that, for my job, I have to fill out the same set of tax papers every year...how about you keep updating the time stamp on them, and ill ask for a new form if I ever need to make changes?
I hate that there are different spoons & forks for different things. "Soup Spoons"? Seriously? Just get a freckin' spoon. "Salad fork" Oh cmon!
I hate people who walk around with a damn blue tooth. Stop that!
I hate people who wear sunglasses INSIDE (unless you need them from a surgery or laser operation, of course)
I hate people who use terms like "Military grade pepper spray" or "Military grade ammunition"
I hate debit card machines that ask you to do 20 different things before taking your money. First you swipe, then you confirm the price, then you say yes or no to cash back, then you enter your pin. God! Just. Let. Me. Go!
And most of all, I *HATE* the noise that gets made when pouring liquid into an empty glass. Nothing will put me in a bad mood faster