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Old 10-12-2010, 07:55 PM   #1
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I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"OK, I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their collective asses!"

"You are a crafty bastard," said the fairy.


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Old 10-12-2010, 08:07 PM   #2
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Old 10-12-2010, 08:20 PM   #3
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Hahaha owned
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I still think it was funny....
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Finally found it... http://www.firearmstalk.com/forums/f12/joke-thread-13641/index8.html#post352168


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