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I got arrested last night for impersonating a Police officer.
They caught me sitting in a doughnut shop eating donuts, drinking coffee, and trying to pick up married woman
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Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww
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04-22-2010, 04:03 PM
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And did you get the coffee for free?
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04-22-2010, 04:22 PM
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I resemble that remark...Except for the picking up women (especially married ones) part.
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04-22-2010, 04:23 PM
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Say it ain't so!
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04-22-2010, 04:25 PM
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Opaww, No!! Doughnuts!!!!
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04-22-2010, 05:48 PM
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Did you know that studies have found that 14% of the male children that are chronic bedwetters, shoplifters, and that torture small animals grow up to be sexual perverts, that 9% will be arsonists, and 4% will be serial killers.
The rest become Internal Affairs Investigators. 
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What we have heah is.... failure to communicate.
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04-22-2010, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by c3shooter
Did you know that studies have found that 14% of the male children that are chronic bedwetters, shoplifters, and that torture small animals grow up to be sexual perverts, that 9% will be arsonists, and 4% will be serial killers.
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LOL that is good
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Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
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Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww
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04-22-2010, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by opaww
They caught me sitting in a doughnut shop eating donuts, drinking coffee, and trying to pick up married woman
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You should try the single ones. The married ones are usually much to large to tote.
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04-22-2010, 08:27 PM
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you should try the single ones. The married ones are usually much to large to tote.
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lulz!!!!!!!!!
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04-22-2010, 08:44 PM
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Did you know that studies have found that 14% of the male children that are chronic bedwetters, shoplifters, and that torture small animals grow up to be sexual perverts, that 9% will be arsonists, and 4% will be serial killers.
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And fortunately, I have never been assigned to Internal Affairs. We have had a few of those types in IA here. They don't last long.
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