Originally Posted by sirhc
And we have a bingo ;-)
Nope both got it wrong. It's I heard only steers and queers come from Oklahoma and you don't look like a steer to me. (Old Texas U and OU rivalry)
The other is, I bet you could suck a baseball through a garden hose. Golf ball can be substituted if you want to be a less cruel.
Also it is the REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.
Feel like I'm teaching class or something.