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Old 01-11-2013, 01:47 AM   #441
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I hate to break it to you, but we burp, fart, and scratch too. Yes, we're that sexy. Heehee.
ROFLMAO.............where I used to work, it was mandatory on the midnight shift to burp out loud. We would all rate it 1-10. It was hard to remember to be polite when the day shift came in at 0530.

And now seriously, guys. I'm getting close to closing this thread it is so off track.
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Old 01-11-2013, 02:05 AM   #442
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OK, is this two women or are they one and the same? Just checking.
We're from Texas not Arkansas
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We're from Texas not Arkansas
I was waiting on someone to bring that up.......does that mean your wifes a cow and your daughter is a javelina???? Jk man. Couldn't resist.
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And now seriously, guys. I'm getting close to closing this thread it is so off track.
I call BS, you're enjoying it too much to play the spoiler.
I grew up with my Mom and two younger sisters (Dad too, but he was a trucker and on the road half the time), so I know all about the women's maladies. And my sisters can burp and fart with the best of us guys.
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I was waiting on someone to bring that up.......does that mean your wifes a cow and your daughter is a javelina???? Jk man. Couldn't resist.
I would dare you to say that in front of either one of em. If you were lucky you might live. But I would hope your insurance is paid up.
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FLASH!

This just in!

Lowes Home Improvement Stores have decided to go Green in every way possible!

On their website, the management has announced that they are eliminating all paper products from their restrooms!

That's right! No more Paper towels OR Toilet paper!

They are being replaced by Hot Air Blowers and Cold Water Bidets!

This will serve a dual purpose ~ Hugh savings in costs and an Employee Locator System...

*Listen* ~ "AaaaIIIiiieeeEEeee!"

Floor manager, "Fred's in the bathroom for the second time this shift..." *Shakes head sadly...*

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Wasn't it something like, "ain't nothin in Texas but steers and queers and you don't look like a steer to me."? And then something along the lines of "I bet you could suck a good ball through a garden hose"....
And we have a bingo ;-)
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That one would end very badly.
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That one would end very badly.
Wouldn't be the first time iv had a woman stomp me....or be the first time iv been shot for that matter.
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