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Old 01-10-2013, 11:42 PM   #431
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I'm really disappointed..... Ya know steers and queers?

Anyway.... Some day I may live in Texas. I have to say Texas has been taking a back seat to Arizona lately. Texas needs to crank it up a notch.
Ya I have alot of friends in texas.....although thinkin bout it Axxe DOES look like a steer......kinda. don't want to hurt the steers feelins by sayin that though also Texas has some HOT women and I'm pretty certain most of them aren't queer
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Ya I have alot of friends in texas.....although thinkin bout it Axxe DOES look like a steer......kinda. don't want to hurt the steers feelins by sayin that though also Texas has some HOT women and I'm pretty certain most of them aren't queer
Oh Hell ya Texas does have some hot woman.
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I have no sympathy for you. None at all. Sorry. Think about this okay, I get cysts. Now imagine having big blisters on your, uh, man parts, and them being inside you and being expected to get out of bed every morning, go to work, function like a normal human being AND be pleasant about it. For over a week every month. F*** that.
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I know my wife and daughter had some pretty rough times until kids and grandkids came along. I'm headed for my corner with great haste watching for flying objects headed my way.
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Viking -- he said his cyst was in New York! He's fine.

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Guys, we should talk about burps farts ans the places we scratch

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Eye glasses woulda helped you out with that.
Or maybe just a scope...
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OK, is this two women or are they one and the same? Just checking.
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I'm really disappointed..... Ya know steers and queers?

Anyway.... Some day I may live in Texas. I have to say Texas has been taking a back seat to Arizona lately. Texas needs to crank it up a notch.
Wasn't it something like, "ain't nothin in Texas but steers and queers and you don't look like a steer to me."? And then something along the lines of "I bet you could suck a good ball through a garden hose"....

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Wow,
I know my wife and daughter had some pretty rough times until kids and grandkids came along. I'm headed for my corner with great haste watching for flying objects headed my way.
Haha, I can honestly say I've never thrown anything more than a punch and they had it coming.
And I have it from a good source that I have one hell of a right hook. I smiled at him and said, I'm left handed.
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Guys, we should talk about burps farts ans the places we scratch
I hate to break it to you, but we burp, fart, and scratch too. Yes, we're that sexy. Heehee.
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