Alpcha...or however you spell that
He may look cute and adorable, which he is, but thats the perfect defense. just when the Llama (or however you spell that) starts to think its all good because hes just a lover boy...BAM! Can o' ass whoopin is upon him!
(If you think that was an interesting mental scenario for me to work through, you should see what goes on inside my head the other 23 hours of the day