Both my Son-in law and brother in-law managed to get their fingers in the way of the wood splitter!
Non of my genes involved here, but fortunately they got caught on the ram side and not the wedge
so they ended up with thumbs that will come in handy for flipping hamburgers
So as you can see
in this family if you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary some where between sh!t and syphilis!
In reality I was the first to arrive at the hospital and thankfully both only suffered cosmetic damage but it makes
for good ribbing material at our family gatherings
Got one coming up, time for a bottle of Gentleman Jack and remember when