How to secure your dog...
 

You know, to keep him from running off....

Dogs are great but they have a hard time thinking outside the box.:D

If dogs have an IQ he is no Lassie!:D

Flashback to a PVT E-2 I had in my platoon........:cool:

Gidget:-This is "Gidget" here,Dango's dog.! How do YOU secure YOUR DOG.?
Surely you jest..! Dango needs "Secured" not me.! (DROOLing).!
Dango:-"GIDGET".., You on the PC. again..?
Gidget:-Shhh,,! Dango's on to me , and about that "Secure" stuff , go secure this "NIM-ROD..!!!!!
Dango:-GIDGET...............!!......OFF...!!
Gidget:-Well,gotta go , Dango hates drool..! :D
Dango:-GIDGET.................NOW....................!!:m ad:
Gidget:-Well,you can hear him,(RANT) gotta go , but , Watch it , that "Secure " stuff don't go over well with me Pal..!!!!:p.............:D

A proper cat would've pissed on the stick and gone inside the house.