How rich I'd like to be
There used to be a guy at the Dallas gun show that sold rubber band guns, all kinds. Pistols, rifles, even double-barrelled shotguns, all rubber-band guns made from wood.
He had an enormous wooden rubber-band Gatling gun that looked like it would take about three hours to load up for 30 seconds of shooting. It was about $1,000.
I'd like to be rich enough to buy something that stupid.
And buy it because there was nothing else at the gun show that I wanted that I didn't already have.
That's how rich I want to be.
"Valor needs first strength, then a weapon."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien (1892-1973)
"Free men have arms; slaves do not."
-- William Blackstone (1723-1780)