Well, if I needed to do anything to protect myself, everything on my left is pretty much pointless. I think the most effective thing I have next to me is one of my nalegene bottles and some remotes. So I guess I could throw some of it at them until I went in the room to the left to grab my AR and mags, and then I can get down to bid'ness.
The difference between myself and a madman, is, I am not mad. - Salvador Dali