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Old 04-14-2008, 09:33 PM   #11
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Good post chester now I must remember all 12 PC lines for comebacks at the right time of course.


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Old 05-09-2008, 11:07 PM   #12
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Due to the climate of political correctness now invading America, Alabamaians, Georgians,Kentuckyians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be refered to as HILLBILLYS

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.

And furthurmore

How to speak about women and be politically correct:

1. She is not a BABE or CHICK- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3.She is not EASY- She is HORONZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE- She is a LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5.She has not BEEN AROUND- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVIENIENCED.

8.She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG at you- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a TRAMP - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12.She is not a TWO BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

Chester that is absolutely priceless some extremely funny stuff hahahahahahahahaha tickle my funny bone!!!!!!!!

funny bone get it
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