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Chester 04-04-2008 09:29 PM

How to be politically correct when talking about women
 
Due to the climate of political correctness now invading America, Alabamaians, Georgians,Kentuckyians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be refered to as HILLBILLYS

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.

And furthurmore

How to speak about women and be politically correct:

1. She is not a BABE or CHICK- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3.She is not EASY- She is HORONZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE- She is a LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5.She has not BEEN AROUND- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVIENIENCED.

8.She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG at you- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a TRAMP - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12.She is not a TWO BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

Doug1627 04-04-2008 09:53 PM

LOL. Nice find!

kirby62 04-04-2008 11:59 PM

Thanks for the laugh Chester!:D

hillbilly68 04-05-2008 12:05 AM

:D Verbally Repetitive. That is too funny.

Chester 04-05-2008 12:42 AM

Let us all remember not to take our problems too seriously, Laughter is good for the soul.

Chester 04-05-2008 01:03 PM

What is this one
 
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Pectorally superior i think

aafasano 04-13-2008 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chester (Post 20877)
Pectorally superior i think

She's cute :)

Chester 04-13-2008 08:25 PM

Her name is HER HOTNESS

Chance_P 04-14-2008 12:07 PM

hahahaha thanks for the laugh, going to have to pass this on to some friends.

robocop10mm 04-14-2008 05:38 PM

Her Hotness, goddess of whatever she wants. Complete with tramp stamp, Oops, Sexually Extroverted subcutaneous ink.


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