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Vincine 11-28-2012 03:21 PM

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
 
Found this and thought it was hilarious. Stolen from another site...that was stolen from another site....etc, etc...

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

One to move it to the lighting section

Two to argue, then move it to the electrical section

Seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

Five to flame the spell checkers

Three to correct spelling/ grammar flames

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid

Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

Eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1"

Two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

Five to say, "Didn't we go through this already a few months ago?"

Nine to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

One forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over

:D

Vincine 11-28-2012 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vincine (Post 1030578)
found this and thought it was hilarious. Stolen from another site...that was stolen from another site....etc, etc...

how many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

one to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

one to move it to the lighting section

two to argue, then move it to the electrical section

seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

five to flame the spell checkers

three to correct spelling/ grammar flames

six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... Another six to condemn those six as stupid

two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

seven to post urls where one can see examples of different light bulbs

four to post that the urls were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected urls

three to post about links they found from the urls that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1"

two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

five to say, "didn't we go through this already a few months ago?"

nine to say, "do a google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

one forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over

:d

...................+1

texaswoodworker 11-28-2012 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincine (Post 1030578)
Found this and thought it was hilarious. Stolen from another site...that was stolen from another site....etc, etc...

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

One to move it to the lighting section

Two to argue, then move it to the electrical section

Seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

Five to flame the spell checkers

Three to correct spelling/ grammar flames

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid

Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

Eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1"

Two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

Five to say, "Didn't we go through this already a few months ago?"

Nine to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

One forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over

:D

Just a normal day at FTF. :cool:

potentialglock 11-28-2012 03:29 PM

HA!!! You made my day!

Trez 11-28-2012 03:47 PM

You forgot the Two who dont care whether its "lightbulb", "light bulb", or "lamp" and just posted a pic and/or video of them shooting a light bulb, because after all this is a gun forum.. :p

potentialglock 11-28-2012 03:50 PM

Like^^^^^^^^^^^

c3shooter 11-28-2012 03:56 PM

Corrected the spelling of relevant. And I am greatly concerned that all this light bulb talk is bad for the environment. There has been NO discussion of CLF lamps, nor LED lighting. And if it is a black light, does that means it's tacticool?



:p

winds-of-change 11-28-2012 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trez (Post 1030604)
You forgot the Two who dont care whether its "lightbulb", "light bulb", or "lamp" and just posted a pic and/or video of them shooting a light bulb, because after all this is a gun forum.. :p

And two to post what sort of things people do with lightbulbs that will have a sexual context to it. :cool:

Vincine, excellent post. Thanks.

Mosin 11-28-2012 04:32 PM

Good find!!! Very funny and true!

You forgot to add. Chainfire to come out and blame light bulbs on republicans. :-D

kryptar19 11-28-2012 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosin
Good find!!! Very funny and true!

You forgot to add. Chainfire to come out and blame light bulbs on republicans. :-D

Lol. You made my day


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