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Old 06-09-2009, 07:13 PM   #1
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Default How to Install a Home Security System on a budget

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

'Hey Bubba, Big Jim , Duke and Slim,

I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls... they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood and I did find what was left of his ear over by the mailbox, got it on ice.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!

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Old 06-09-2009, 08:38 PM   #2
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I like it!
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+1 thats awesome!

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That is the only word. Perfect. Note to self, pick up boots at goodwill. A 5 buck security system that is "perfect"

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Nice!
I would add a handfull of spent brass tossed on the porch.

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Excellent. Thanks for the tip

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ROFL!!! That's great!!
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I was expecting something different in this thread, of which I would reply, "I'm my own security system, you sissy", but I liked your method better.

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I allways prefered the shotgun tied to the door and the one Charles Bronson used in one of his movies a 2x6 some springs and nails at face level set up in front of a window.

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I allways prefered the shotgun tied to the door and the one Charles Bronson used in one of his movies a 2x6 some springs and nails at face level set up in front of a window.
Thats the one where he saves a pet dog/wolf from a jackass who's fighting him, and then the former owner goes up to get him back, and Bronson doesn't want that to happen so he takes action to ensure they don't?
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