How to get to Heaven in Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.
Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered “No!”. I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”
A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FOCKN' DEAD..........
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”
Last edited by IGETEVEN; 07-02-2009 at 09:21 PM.