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 07-13-2009, 02:57 PM | #1 | Supporting Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Radcliff, Kentucky Posts: 3,507 |  How do you fry your bacon?
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth. __________________ Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
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| 07-13-2009, 03:09 PM | #2 | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,549 |
Of course I fry my bacon. Then I cook the eggs in the bacon fat. It's either that or cook them in butter (real butter, not that substitute, tasteless wannabe crap. Low fat = low taste. No fat = no taste).
As for any "wife" questions, I got rid of mine in 1980. The judge wasn't fast enough in granting the final divorce decree. If he'd been 2 days quicker, I could celebrate my divorce on St. Patrick's day instead of the 19th. __________________
By God, you may find me dead in a ditch someday, but I'll be on top of a pile of brass when you do.
Always remember...IGNORANCE killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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| 07-14-2009, 03:39 AM | #3 | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 318 |
try olive oil u get the same grease taste less of the heart attack. __________________
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| 07-14-2009, 03:52 AM | #4 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio, Ohio Posts: 10,953 |
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When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.
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The quick fry method would be to say, "Don't blame the jeans for being fat."  __________________ From C3Shooter:
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| 07-14-2009, 06:41 AM | #5 | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: , Alaska Posts: 2,316 |
Just answer,"No, that'd be your ass." | |
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| 07-14-2009, 04:29 PM | #6 | Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,885 |
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Originally Posted by opaww
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.
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"Do these pants make me look fat?"
"No, that giant ass makes you look fat." | |
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| 07-14-2009, 11:34 PM | #7 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Stafford, Virginia, The state of insanity. Posts: 14,049 |
I found that if you always have 2 fresh pieces of bacon in the pan then you get less smoke in the house. Also cooking it at a little under Med (1/2 way on my stove) helps to keep the smoke down to a minimum as well. I can't stand nuked bacon. I also like to leave the fatty ends not cooked all the way YUMMY. Bacon and katsoupe on Sourdough is so effing good it is not even funny. | |
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| 07-15-2009, 05:10 AM | #8 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 150 |
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Originally Posted by opaww
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.
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HUH?
ohh yeah okay I'll do it later..
ahhhh......... ESPN __________________
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| 07-15-2009, 07:14 AM | #9 | Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Rogers, AR Posts: 6,267 |
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When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.
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Honey, no person is more aware of their weight problem than that person. There's no need for anyone to tell anyone else they're fat, they already know.
Now, if you want my honest opinion it's worth the difference in weight from when I first met you, til this moment.
There is no possible way to answer this question. Women just need affirmation, they are looking for a fight, or they just want the bed to themselves for the night. pick one.  | |
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| 07-15-2009, 12:43 PM | #10 | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,549 |
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Originally Posted by dynastyofnext
try olive oil u get the same grease taste less of the heart attack.
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It's not the "grease" taste. It's either the bacon or butter taste. Nothing like it in the world, no matter how many scientists and food specialists try to copy it...because those things are just that. Copies.
Heart attack? Let's see....eat right, exercise daily, die anyway. I'm overweight, I smoke and I don't exercise. I'll probably die earlier than if I'd "taken care" of myself but would I enjoy myself? Not really. Diet drinks suck because they leave a nasty after-taste. Low sodium food is right up there with low fat food in my book.
Remember this motto to live by:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming " WOO- HOO what a ride!" __________________
By God, you may find me dead in a ditch someday, but I'll be on top of a pile of brass when you do.
Always remember...IGNORANCE killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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