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opaww 07-13-2009 02:57 PM

How do you fry your bacon?
 
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.

AcidFlashGordon 07-13-2009 03:09 PM

Of course I fry my bacon. Then I cook the eggs in the bacon fat. It's either that or cook them in butter (real butter, not that substitute, tasteless wannabe crap. Low fat = low taste. No fat = no taste).

As for any "wife" questions, I got rid of mine in 1980. The judge wasn't fast enough in granting the final divorce decree. If he'd been 2 days quicker, I could celebrate my divorce on St. Patrick's day instead of the 19th.

dynastyofnext 07-14-2009 03:39 AM

try olive oil u get the same grease taste less of the heart attack.

skullcrusher 07-14-2009 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by opaww (Post 128418)
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.

The quick fry method would be to say, "Don't blame the jeans for being fat." :D

freefall 07-14-2009 06:41 AM

Just answer,"No, that'd be your ass."

matt g 07-14-2009 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opaww (Post 128418)
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

"No, that giant ass makes you look fat."

cpttango30 07-14-2009 11:34 PM

I found that if you always have 2 fresh pieces of bacon in the pan then you get less smoke in the house. Also cooking it at a little under Med (1/2 way on my stove) helps to keep the smoke down to a minimum as well. I can't stand nuked bacon. I also like to leave the fatty ends not cooked all the way YUMMY. Bacon and katsoupe on Sourdough is so effing good it is not even funny.

jng2985 07-15-2009 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by opaww (Post 128418)
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.


HUH?

ohh yeah okay I'll do it later..

ahhhh......... ESPN

Gojubrian 07-15-2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opaww (Post 128418)
When your wife asks if these jeans make her look fat, just tell her the truth.

Honey, no person is more aware of their weight problem than that person. There's no need for anyone to tell anyone else they're fat, they already know.

Now, if you want my honest opinion it's worth the difference in weight from when I first met you, til this moment.

There is no possible way to answer this question. Women just need affirmation, they are looking for a fight, or they just want the bed to themselves for the night. pick one. ;)

AcidFlashGordon 07-15-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastyofnext (Post 128688)
try olive oil u get the same grease taste less of the heart attack.

It's not the "grease" taste. It's either the bacon or butter taste. Nothing like it in the world, no matter how many scientists and food specialists try to copy it...because those things are just that. Copies.

Heart attack? Let's see....eat right, exercise daily, die anyway. I'm overweight, I smoke and I don't exercise. I'll probably die earlier than if I'd "taken care" of myself but would I enjoy myself? Not really. Diet drinks suck because they leave a nasty after-taste. Low sodium food is right up there with low fat food in my book.

Remember this motto to live by:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO- HOO what a ride!"


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