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Old 02-04-2011, 11:32 PM   #11
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I would mosey over to your local Victoria's Secret and talk to the helpful staff. Seriously, who better to answer this question than people that sell them by the truckload.
Greg that is a good idea but unfortunately I get red in the face just going past the window of that place. I can't imagine me actually going inside and Geshhh. What if my pastor came in? LOL
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People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor store (or Vickie's Secret).
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Throw them away.


No panties...No problem
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I was banned from laundry last time my wife caught me......oh never mind.
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Your right that would work. masterPsmith is not allowed to fold my clothes or even hand them up. He can however change them from the washer to the dryer and that is about it. I have never gotten him to understand how to fold womens clothing and I stopped trying.
Do you and my wife eat lunch together?
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The answer is sooo simple...you don't! when it comes to a womans dilicants there is little you can do right (except help take them off). The rest is not for men to understand. Unless your lady is wearing boxers or tighty whities she doesn't expect you to know how to wash or fold them. If you do figure it out she will be shocked and a bit concerned.
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Place panties on a flat surface, elastic at top, facing up. Lay a 1 inch wooden dowel across the crotch, running left to right. Roll dowel up, rolling panties. Slide dowel out. Panties now look same way they did in that cute little packet from the store. Stack in drawer aligned w/ side of drawer. Hide dowel so Lt. Linda does not WHONK you with dowel.

You only have to do this once. After that, you wll never be asked to do it again.
That sounds simple enough C3 however with my luck I would get wood splinters in her undies. And I can just imagine how it would be to live with a woman that is suffering like that.
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Sarge, 4 truths:
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor store (or Vickie's Secret).
I would say those all are truths that have been proven world wide. LOL
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Mema, I had always finished the laundry so there were no undies to try your method on. Except the ones that Lt. Linda was wearing. But she like to beat the daylights out of me when I tried to get them off her. I will wait and try again after I have healed up. Thanks for the info, I think your method sounds the simplest.
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Here you go, guys. I'm not picky at all about how my 'delicates' are folded. Anyone want to do my laundry?
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