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Old 05-20-2011, 05:10 PM   #1
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Default How to avoid annoying people on a plane

When you're sitting on a plane next to a real jerk, follow theinstructions below.

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Open your laptop very slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site ( The End!!!! )

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

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Old 05-20-2011, 05:12 PM   #2
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enough said

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That is freaking hilarious. My eyes started watering I was laughing so hard. I can only imagine the reactions you would get with that.

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That is freaking hilarious. My eyes started watering I was laughing so hard. I can only imagine the reactions you would get with that.
Screams, and the feeling of steel cuffs being slapped on your wrist by an air marshal......
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OR....


Cover them with a blanket and carry on.
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If real............ that was awesome.
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It loses some of it's impact when those pop-ups start coming up........

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I wonder if anyone can do that or if thrers a special way to do it . Plus you better learn how get them conscious again.
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