When you're sitting on a plane next to a real jerk, follow theinstructions below.
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Open your laptop very slowly.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site ( The End!!!!
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.