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Maverick 05-20-2011 05:10 PM

How to avoid annoying people on a plane
 
When you're sitting on a plane next to a real jerk, follow theinstructions below.

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Open your laptop very slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site ( The End!!!! )

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

mainer 05-20-2011 05:12 PM

Awesome
 
enough said

Boyerracing343 05-20-2011 05:13 PM

That is freaking hilarious. My eyes started watering I was laughing so hard. I can only imagine the reactions you would get with that. :D

falseharmonix 05-20-2011 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boyerracing343 (Post 508296)
That is freaking hilarious. My eyes started watering I was laughing so hard. I can only imagine the reactions you would get with that. :D

Screams, and the feeling of steel cuffs being slapped on your wrist by an air marshal......

IGETEVEN 05-20-2011 09:03 PM

OR....


Cover them with a blanket and carry on. :cool:

Maverick 05-21-2011 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IGETEVEN (Post 508466)
OR....

YouTube - ‪LEARN HOW TO KNOCK SOMEONE OUT IN 1 SECOND‬‏

Cover them with a blanket and carry on. :cool:


If real............ that was awesome.

Bigdog57 05-21-2011 10:57 AM

It loses some of it's impact when those pop-ups start coming up........ :rolleyes:

jayguy 05-21-2011 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IGETEVEN (Post 508466)
OR....

YouTube - ‪LEARN HOW TO KNOCK SOMEONE OUT IN 1 SECOND‬‏

Cover them with a blanket and carry on. :cool:

I wonder if anyone can do that or if thrers a special way to do it . Plus you better learn how get them conscious again.


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