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Old 09-08-2009, 03:39 PM   #31
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I see the solution Hogger; move into a trailer park. Trailer park girls generally have simpler tastes & are easier to figure out. Have some fun, wear your condom, and pay attention to what they blather on about for use on the next chick.

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Old 09-08-2009, 03:58 PM   #32
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What does that cost?

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Call your local travel agency, tour packages are always available. I liked thailand a little better than the PI. Ahhhh.... LBFMs .............markerdown
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Old 09-08-2009, 05:27 PM   #33
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I was 21 and single when I arrived in the PI - those were the days. Ice cold San Miguel and hoardes of LBFMs - truly heaven on earth...

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Old 09-08-2009, 09:15 PM   #34
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hogger, not too long ago I was in a similar place. And sparing most of the details, I found myself single for the first time since high school, some 20 years ago. Getting back into anything after a 20 year lull is intimidating, much less getting back into the dating "scene". However...... I am much smarter now than I was 20 years ago too. Smart enough to know that girls aren't the scary creatures that plague the fantasies of a young man's mind. Once I came to the realization that "who cares what they think" and didn't let that burden my mind, I was free to have fun.

The main thing is, get up, get dressed, and go out. Use whatever metaphor you want, but you'll shoot a bull's eye if you don't pull the trigger. And to take it a little further, shoot out of your league. I used to chat up the hottest girl the crowd. And if she told me to take a hike, well whatever, she was out of my league anyway....... And if she didn't tell me to take a hike........sweet!

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I've stayed away from this thread as long as I could.

Here's the philosophy: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take!"

Here's the secret: "When you stop trying to satisfy yourself and start satisfying your date, the win count spikes!"

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You all bring back memories of a game of "Smiles" and keeping M&M's readily available.

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yah and another thing,,,oh wait i have nothing to add.

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Yes indeedy,,,, Jolos in Subic Bay,,,, grab a San Miguel and a pitcher of mojo
damn wonder I left there alive,,, ah the trappings of youth.

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