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KJG67 08-27-2013 03:39 AM

HOT Miley Cyrus photos
 
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I just want to see how high the hit count on this post might get from the title :D You'll understand in a minute.

It may be The Onion, but this is a great story on the media, particularly bashing CNN (and who doesn't like doing that), and how they boost their web traffic and advertising dollars with catchy headlines like the above. Take some time to read it.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/let-me-explain-why-miley-cyrus-vma-performance-was,33632/

Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning

Commentary• Opinion• news media• ISSUE 49•35• Aug 26, 2013

By Meredith Artley, Managing Editor Of CNN.comOver the years, CNN.com has become a news website that many people turn to for top-notch reporting. Every day it is visited by millions of people, all of whom rely on “The Worldwide Leader in News”—that’s our slogan—for the most crucial, up-to-date information on current events. So, you may ask, why was this morning’s top story, a spot usually given to the most important foreign or domestic news of the day, headlined “Miley Cyrus Did What???” and accompanied by the subhead “Twerks, stuns at VMAs”?

It’s a good question. And the answer is pretty simple. It was an attempt to get you to click on CNN.com so that we could drive up our web traffic, which in turn would allow us to increase our advertising revenue.
There was nothing, and I mean nothing, about that story that related to the important news of the day, the chronicling of significant human events, or the idea that journalism itself can be a force for positive change in the world. For Christ’s sake, there was an accompanying story with the headline “Miley’s Shocking Moves.” In fact, putting that story front and center was actually doing, if anything, a disservice to the public. And come to think of it, probably a disservice to the hundreds of thousands of people dying in Syria, those suffering from the current unrest in Egypt, or, hell, even people who just wanted to read about the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have A Dream” speech.

But boy oh boy did it get us some web traffic. Which is why I, Meredith Artley, managing editor of CNN.com, put the story in our top spot. Those of us watching on Google Analytics saw the number of homepage visits skyrocket the second we put up that salacious image of Miley Cyrus dancing half nude on the VMA stage. But here’s where it gets great: We don’t just do a top story on the VMA performance and call it a day. No, no. We also throw in a slideshow called “Evolution of Miley,” which, for those of you who don’t know, is just a way for you to mindlessly click through 13 more photos of Miley Cyrus. And if we get 500,000 of you to do that, well, 500,000 multiplied by 13 means we can get 6.5 million page views on that slideshow alone. Throw in another slideshow titled “6 ‘don’t miss’ VMA moments,” and it’s starting to look like a pretty goddamned good Monday, numbers-wise. Also, there are two videos—one of the event and then some bull**** two-minute clip featuring our “entertainment experts” talking about the performance.

Side note: Advertisers, along with you idiots, love videos. Another side note: The Miley Cyrus story was in the same top spot we used for our 9/11 coverage.

Now, let's get back to why we put the story in the most coveted spot on our website, thereby saying, essentially, that Miley Cyrus’ suggestive dancing is the most important thing going on in the world right now. If you clicked on the story, and all the slideshows, and all the other VMA coverage, that means you’ve probably been on CNN.com for more than seven minutes, which lowers our overall bounce rate. Do you know what that is? Sorry for getting a little technical here. The bounce rate is the percentage of visitors to a particular website who navigate away from the site after viewing only one page. If we can keep that bounce rate low, and show companies that people don’t just go to CNN.com but stay there, then we can go to Ford or McDonald’s or Samsonite or whatever big company you can think of and ask for the big bucks.

So, as managing editor of CNN.com, I want our readers to know this: All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs. The more eyeballs on our content, the more cash we can ask for. Period. And if we’re able to get more eyeballs, that means I’ve done my job, which gets me congratulations from my bosses, which encourages me to put up even more stupid bull**** on the homepage.

I don’t hesitate to call it stupid bull**** because we all know it’s stupid bull****. We know it and you know it. We also know that you are probably dumb enough, or bored enough, or both, to click on the stupid bull**** anyway, and that you will continue to do so as long as we keep putting it in front of your big, idiot faces. You want to know how many more page views the Miley Cyrus thing got than our article on the wildfires ravaging Yosemite? Like 6 gazillion more.

That’s on you, not us.

To be sure, I could have argued that Miley Cyrus’ performance merited the top spot on our website because it was significant in terms of what’s happening in the world of pop culture, or that her over-the-top theatrics are worth covering because they are somehow representative of the lengths to which performers must go to stand out in the current entertainment landscape. But who the **** are we kidding? Truth be told, anything at last night’s VMAs short of Lady Gaga beheading Will Smith with a broadsword belongs tucked away in our entertainment section, far from the homepage, far from the top spot, and far from the eyes of anyone who logged on to our site this morning to see what was happening in the world.

But then not nearly as many people would have seen it, which wouldn’t get us the page views we want, which wouldn’t get us the money we want, which wouldn’t get me the congratulations I want. So you see, there’s no stopping this. And what is this, you ask? Modern-day journalism. And what is modern-day journalism? Getting you to click on this link. http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/26/showbiz/music/miley-cyrus-mtv-vmas-gaga/

genesaika 08-27-2013 03:46 AM

Yup I saw some pictures of this earlier, but I had no idea who or what it was. Not too long ago I heard her name on the radio, but didn't catch all of it, who really cares right?

So I had to see what the laugh was about... Yup just another teen idol gone whore.. nothing new lol.

rjd3282 08-27-2013 03:57 AM

Saw the act on the news, really sad. I'm glad my kids are all grown up.

towboater 08-27-2013 04:32 AM

I thought it was disgusting. I'll be blocking MTV on our TVs. Shoulda done it sooner. My eyes wouldnt be hurting so bad.

KJG67 08-27-2013 04:42 AM

18 hits so far and only a few comments. Yeah, everyone wants to see a train wreck.

Yep - used to catch her occassionally on Hanna Montana when my son was younger watching Disney. She was a cute kid and the show and her dad showed pretty good values. I remember she was a pre-teen role model to all of the girls back then. Wonder how dad feels completely losing his daughter.

I caught a five second snipet of it passing through the airport and thought, hmmm, wonder if porn is next performance. There's got to be some smutty tape of her somewhere after that performance. You also wonder what the hell kind of drugs she got into. The good thing is this shall likely pass just like Britney Spears finally did.

Vikingdad 08-27-2013 04:46 AM

Any bets on how old she is when she dies? That sounds horrible I know, but damn man! That whore is destined for an OD.

Steel_Talon 08-27-2013 04:48 AM

My favorite picture of her VMA performance was that of Will Smith's Family's facial expressions of what they were seeing her do... LOL Absolutely priceless:D

MisterMcCool 08-27-2013 04:49 AM

Cute girl. Nasty woman.

Vikingdad 08-27-2013 06:26 AM

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ShagNasty1001 08-27-2013 07:04 AM

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My favorite picture of her VMA performance was that of Will Smith's Family's facial expressions of what they were seeing her do... LOL Absolutely priceless:D

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