A hot air balloonist
A female hot air balloonist stopped about 10 feet above a fisherman on a lake. She leans out and say excuse me but I seem to of blown off course and I have no idea where I am. I promised someone I would meet them and now I cant get back to do so. Can you help me?
The fisherman looks at his GPS and says well Miss you are 10 feet above sea level at 63deg. Longitude x 22deg. Latitude.
The female says back to him, you must be a republican. The fisherman yes I am how did you know? She says while everything is technically true and you have not helped me one bit.
The fisherman looks at her and says you must be a democrat? She says yes I am how did you know? The fisherman says, You rose to where you are on hot air, you are lost and have no idea how to get to where you need to go, you made a promises that you cant keep and some how this is all my fault.
Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww