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opaww 02-12-2013 04:39 PM

A hot air balloonist
 
A hot air balloonist

A female hot air balloonist stopped about 10 feet above a fisherman on a lake. She leans out and say excuse me but I seem to of blown off course and I have no idea where I am. I promised someone I would meet them and now I can’t get back to do so. Can you help me?

The fisherman looks at his GPS and says well Miss you are 10 feet above sea level at 63deg. Longitude x 22deg. Latitude.

The female says back to him, you must be a republican. The fisherman yes I am how did you know? She says while everything is technically true and you have not helped me one bit.

The fisherman looks at her and says you must be a democrat? She says yes I am how did you know? The fisherman says, “You rose to where you are on hot air, you are lost and have no idea how to get to where you need to go, you made a promises that you can’t keep and some how this is all my fault.”

Renegade44 02-12-2013 04:41 PM

Perfection

sdiver35 02-12-2013 04:55 PM

Bravo sir. Well done!!!

dango 02-12-2013 11:38 PM

Well , if said Balloonist is Democrat , with thee insertion of a rectal tube , the person can A-Chieve the "infinite trip..........! ...:D


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