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Old 04-19-2013, 12:09 AM   #11
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There attracted to nuts!!! Sorry couldn't help myself!!!


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Old 04-19-2013, 12:36 AM   #12
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Our bird feeders hang from a shepherd's crook made from round steel rod.

Want to hear a squirrel cuss? I take wheel bearing grease, and grease the shepherd's crook upright, starting about a foot above ground.

Just watch them try to get traction, and cussing you the whole time. Also keeps the raccoons out.


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Just get em to go to the neighbors across the road. You know how to do that, right?

Go across the street, pull down your pants and show him your nuts.

Works every time.

Of course you may have a hard time getting back across the street unscathed.
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Dont worry Dango. I'm sending in the heavies.
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You know you gotta be careful. Some of those squirrels can get to be pretty good size and a bit testy.
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Dang big vampire squirrel..........
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I know scary, right.
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l----l____^<----->>>__ <----->...?

Back from the front and negotiations ..! They are willing to speak and voice their demands..! I have them by their proverbial (nuts) and they know it ..! Hung a "high-tech" ice cream container lid on the rope 10"above feeder and it has deterred all rape and pillage of my feeder..!

They are at my mercy and no blood shed yet , only verbal attacks..! Eeeek.!
They want seed and in return , I can peacefully return to my harmonious back yard , the way things were..! They will send out their finest (ninja squirrel), and we shall duel to the end ..! Again , eeeek..! I have , in the mean time been honing my skills , (sword-play) and have half a chance. Still a bit sore and rusty , but think I can pull this off ..!

Code of the "Samurai" win with honor..!
Code of the ninja squirrel , win at all cost , no honor , no , moral high ground , just win..! Ever seen a shurikan...? Eeeek.!

Well , l---l_____<---> €___L Shhhhhh...!
I smells victory..!

PS:where do you people find them pictures..?LOL..,

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Natasha and Boris have been contacted,,,, the moose has been neutralized.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:56 PM   #20
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Pink Mooses.....? Eeeek...!


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