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Old 04-18-2013, 08:04 PM   #1
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Those fat grey squirrels are forming small groups of militia and holding me captive..! They have taken all out-side food-stuffs and turned them into entitlements , yeap , they got demands...!

More sun flower and less mix seeds , (or else)..! OK then , war you want , war you,ll get....! I have lain my first step of defense and am by trial and error observing ..! There are now two of them and they taunt me with their drunken squirrel verbiage..! Don,t know as to what they are saying , but do know , it ain,t complimentary...! Eeeek...!

Blood if necessary..! I will take no prisoners if I must . I,m in final negotiations and try my hand at diplomacy and if that does not work ....(WAR).!

Where canI find "Dick Chaney,s ) "water-boarding"-101....? Yes , proven. Tactics that I know will pry the truth out of them and , encrypted way to communicate for I never underestimate mine enemies..!

L_____l<------>>l________l----^____>£}......//<----->Shhhhhhht...., !



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I got their leader!

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You shoot him with an elephant gun?
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Dango, you may have to call in the air force:

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dango - luckily for you, I've been spying on you and those damn squirrels. I am a nationally recognized expert in Squirrelese, one of only two in the world. I have videotaped and will translate for you!

"We know you have much seed........you will give us seed...........or we will take seed.............hahaha! Resistance is futile............bring seed now......or I will make you my b!+ch, dango.............seed now, seed now............oh s#!t he is getting gun.............run,run,run..............

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I don't do anything half way.


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