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dango 04-18-2013 08:04 PM

Hostile take over...!
 
Those fat grey squirrels are forming small groups of militia and holding me captive..! They have taken all out-side food-stuffs and turned them into entitlements , yeap , they got demands...!

More sun flower and less mix seeds , (or else)..! OK then , war you want , war you,ll get....! I have lain my first step of defense and am by trial and error observing ..! There are now two of them and they taunt me with their drunken squirrel verbiage..! Don,t know as to what they are saying , but do know , it ain,t complimentary...! Eeeek...!

Blood if necessary..! I will take no prisoners if I must . I,m in final negotiations and try my hand at diplomacy and if that does not work ....(WAR).!

Where canI find "Dick Chaney,s ) "water-boarding"-101....? Yes , proven. Tactics that I know will pry the truth out of them and , encrypted way to communicate for I never underestimate mine enemies..!

L_____l<------>>l________l----^____>}......//<----->Shhhhhhht...., ! :confused::eek:

SRK97 04-18-2013 08:10 PM

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I'll save you Dango!!!!

texaswoodworker 04-18-2013 08:41 PM

Those furry bastards!

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MisterMcCool 04-18-2013 09:50 PM

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I got their leader!

nosaj 04-18-2013 10:15 PM

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DFlynt 04-18-2013 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterMcCool (Post 1218512)
I got their leader!

You shoot him with an elephant gun? :D

rocshaman 04-18-2013 10:25 PM

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Dango, you may have to call in the air force:

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eatmydust 04-18-2013 10:46 PM

dango - luckily for you, I've been spying on you and those damn squirrels. I am a nationally recognized expert in Squirrelese, one of only two in the world. I have videotaped and will translate for you!

"We know you have much seed........you will give us seed...........or we will take seed.............hahaha! Resistance is futile............bring seed now......or I will make you my b!+ch, dango.............seed now, seed now............oh s#!t he is getting gun.............run,run,run..............


locutus 04-18-2013 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rocshaman (Post 1218554)
Dango, you may have to call in the air force:

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Looks like the squirrel called in an air strike.:D

MisterMcCool 04-18-2013 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DFlynt

You shoot him with an elephant gun? :D

I don't do anything half way. ;)


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