Originally Posted by MrWray
I probably shouldnt mention this..........but
Anyone that knows me on here knows that im a jokester and im the same way in person. Well my wife worked for Hooters for a couple of weeks whenever she was younger and still has the tank top and orange shorts. Soooooooo.... One day i wanted to see her reaction so i put them on. She just had to take a picture of me, BUT NO IM NOT SHOWING IT!!. Its bad enough that im talking about it. She did laugh her butt off,which is what i was going for so it was worth it
I convinced Wray to send me that photo.
Let me describe it here. I see a man with short hair and a goatee. He has a dead serious look on his face.......like he knows he's hot in his "outfit". His hands are on his hips in a "I got it so I'm going to flaunt it" sort of way. He has nice delts and biceps with a tattoo on each upper arm. He's not a big man......I mean, seriously.......he fits in a Hooters tank top and shorts!!
(Let's see Robocop do that! ROFL) The Hooters tank top fits him rather snuggly but he has no "equipment" to fill out that tank top like you guys would like to see or are used to seeing when you go to Hooters.........for wings, of course. There are some pecs there but the owl's eyes aren't popping out like you'd see them pop out on a pretty lady. Okay, in moving down I see this man in some very tight shorts showing a nice bulge where you would never expect to see a bulge on a women.
If it weren't for the bulge, the very short shorts are a little reminiscent of Richard Simmons. Except Wray does have some mighty nice muscle definition in his legs, unlike Richard Simmons.
All in all, it is a frighteningly funny photo. I'm going to be laughing for quite a while.
I love a man with a sense of humour. Thanks, Wray, for trusting me enough to send me this photo. I promise you I will not post this photo anywhere. You are a great sport.