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Old 10-19-2009, 07:58 AM   #1
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Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.


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Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.


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If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


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That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


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that is some funny stuff right there!!


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That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.
Now I know why I have to keep the closet door closed so I can sleep. Thanks for the explanation.
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