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zhuk 10-19-2009 07:58 AM

Homeland Security signs - their real meanings
 
http://homeland.gov.safenow.org - what to do in an emergency



Some of my personal favourites:


http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_chem_affected.gif

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.


http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_rad_time.gif

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_dust.gif

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_hot_door2.gif

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.

Jess 10-19-2009 10:33 AM

that is some funny stuff right there!!

spittinfire 10-19-2009 11:16 AM

Good stuff!

AcidFlashGordon 10-19-2009 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zhuk (Post 175490)


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_hot_door2.gif

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.

Now I know why I have to keep the closet door closed so I can sleep. Thanks for the explanation. :D :p


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