In the beginning there were ingredients,
But Man didn't know what to do with these,
so he prayed to the heavens for guidance. The Heavens heard Man's prayers and spoke, "use these ingredients and make a triple stack PBandJ!".
So Man started to toil,
and when he was done Man added a nice big glass of milk,
so now Man is,
Next up for Man is xBox live and the destruction of kids souls!