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Old 09-27-2013, 03:35 AM   #21
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Still waiting for it to happen.....

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thanks.

im not much on bday or christmas gifts for myself. i get enough toys through the year.
We share a birthday Jon. Happy birthday! For my birthday my wife packed some delicious home cooking into my work bag. Then I got a present from my Lt. A triple dose of stupid. Here's an example:

"I ain't signing this report." "Why not LT?" "Cuz it's got a word misspelled." "Which one?" "Look it up in the dictionary." "Which word?" "All of 'em." "It's a 2 page report!" "You being smart alek?" "Me? No way I just want to know what you want me to change." "You always got something to say." "Ok LT whatever you say. I'm sorry. What about this report?" "Re write it." "Ok." :rewrites identical report with slightly different handwriting and all words spelled exactly the same: :report gets signed:

@;$:&-@$:&/@ing moron. He bothered me with equally stupid $@&/ all day. Happy birthday to me.

LT, my ideal birthday present would be for somebody to give your @;$ a triple suppository with the business end of a garden rake or maybe a tractor auger and then for the ER doctor to decide to treat it with an alcohol soak and stitch it up without anesthesia.
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the light of my day today was going all day wondering why my wife didnt recognize my birthday then she leans over the table at the restraunt tonite kisses me and says happy birthday thats all i wanted for my birthday too

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We share a birthday Jon.
Happy birthday gents!
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We share a birthday Jon. Happy birthday! For my birthday my wife packed some delicious home cooking into my work bag. Then I got a present from my Lt. A triple dose of stupid. Here's an example:

"I ain't signing this report." "Why not LT?" "Cuz it's got a word misspelled." "Which one?" "Look it up in the dictionary." "Which word?" "All of 'em." "It's a 2 page report!" "You being smart alek?" "Me? No way I just want to know what you want me to change." "You always got something to say." "Ok LT whatever you say. I'm sorry. What about this report?" "Re write it." "Ok." :rewrites identical report with slightly different handwriting and all words spelled exactly the same: :report gets signed:

@;$:&-@$:&/@ing moron. He bothered me with equally stupid $@&/ all day. Happy birthday to me.

LT, my ideal birthday present would be for somebody to give your @;$ a triple suppository with the business end of a garden rake or maybe a tractor auger and then for the ER doctor to decide to treat it with an alcohol soak and stitch it up without anesthesia.
Happy birthday Delta!
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Happy Birthday to both of you.

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I get my immune boosters the natural way: I spend my life around rediculously nasty sick people. Other than the mold allergy that gives me bronchitis every few years I am like a biological tank. Nothing makes me sick. NASTY PEOPLE POWER! YEAH!
I work in a hospital. I prefer to get my immunities naturally, too.

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the light of my day today was going all day wondering why my wife didnt recognize my birthday then she leans over the table at the restraunt tonite kisses me and says happy birthday

thats all i wanted for my birthday too
That is so sweet. Happy birthday, Jon.

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no guns or ammo? just a kiss? no card either with a gift certificate for ammo? geeeeee..................

JK Jon! Happy Birthday!
Yeah, if I recall correctly, she got a rifle for her birthday, didn't she?
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I woke up.

We'll see how it goes from here.
02:40. Time to go to work. Later all.

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I work in a hospital. I prefer to get my immunities naturally, too.
I prefer au natural as well. But I don't have a choice. The military makes us all do the injection/shot.
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I prefer au natural as well. But I don't have a choice. The military makes us all do the injection/shot.
That pissed me off. It became mandatory (or at least, enforced in my unit) in 2005.

I do NOT like forced immunizations. Especially flu. I get the flu every 3 years or so regardless of whether I get immunized. I'll live, I have so far. I survived swine flu with no help.
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That is so sweet. Happy birthday, Jon.



Yeah, if I recall correctly, she got a rifle for her birthday, didn't she?

Yes she did.

And thanks guys

3 years ago i got her a horse. Its been pretty easy sailing since then. Heh.

Happy bday to you too delta!!
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