the light of my day today was going all day wondering why my wife didnt recognize my birthday then she leans over the table at the restraunt tonite kisses me and says happy birthday
thats all i wanted for my birthday too
"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith
The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...
"I crapped my pants to avoid the draft!!" -Ted Nugent