Originally Posted by Zombiegirl
Many years ago I was out with my sister and was ridiculously drunk. In an effort to help she handed me a glass of water which I drank before I noticed there were about 20 cigarette butts in it. Needless to say, I went outside and threw up.
Had a friend that never could pitch in but would sure drink your beer, so one night i thought i would teach him a lifes lesson on pitching in, i took an empty pissed in it, went to give it to him but he was in the bathroom so i sat it down to wait an be dammed if i didnt pick it up instead of him an take a swig ohhhhh how i was not in a good mood over that one