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Old 08-05-2010, 10:49 AM   #101
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Drum hit a good one, why can't I just sit here and think about nothing? Like I'm lying to her about what I'm thinking about.

Why can't women put the toilet seat down? I can put it up and down, it's not heavy and my wife's arm works just fine. I forget to put it down one time out of 1000 and you'd think I killed 10 kittens.
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Old 08-05-2010, 12:12 PM   #102
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make you wait? for the naugties?
For everything. But especially when you're going somewhere. We're always ready before you. Even if we set a target time to leave, I'm ready, she's not. All kinds of last minute crap that could have been taken care of long before. I've found this to be true with almost ALL women.
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you CLEARLY don't undersand bondage if you are talking about "allowing". go big or go home
That's what I think, but some gals just look at me funny when I mention it on the 1st date

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Is it just me or does anyone else want to see Jess and RSG in a Jello wrasslin' match?
It's not just you

Now for my question - why can't you ladies leave the seat up?
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Why do people what to look in your turd streaked toilet? That is nasty the lid is there so I don't have to see poop stains. Just suck it up and lift it up and then put it down. When you open a door do you not close it? When you lift the hood of a car do you not shut it? Then what the HELL is the difference between the hood of a car and the hood of your turd ridden toilet?
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I'm not dropping a load of toxic waste 4-5 times a day like you are tango.
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Here you go Tango, FYI,

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What is it about holes in a man's clothing that you ladies find gross? It's just about then that they become comfy but the women always insist on throwing them away!
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yes. I beleive you can find the necessary info Don't Want No Short Dick Man Lyrics - Gillette
Sorry Jess aint cutting 12" off mine to qualify for that sh*t
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If your walking through a forest and your talking to yoursef and there are no women about, is what your saying still wrong.
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