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Benning Boy 08-04-2010 04:22 PM

Hey Ladies!!!
 
I'm no glory hound. I give credit for this one to 2 people, one rabid feminist, and one misogynist douche.

Boys, here's the deal. You may participate here only to ask questions. We're not interested in what you imagine that women think, only women can answer that. If you think you understand how women work, you are way behind the power curve.

Ladies, fill us in. We want to know where you stand on stuff. Explain stuff to us, we WANT to understand.

Questions to follow....

Benning Boy 08-04-2010 04:26 PM

Why all the abuse and rape on "Lifetime"? It seems the more brutal, the higher the ratings. You would NOT see this s**t on Spike.


Why are men anti anorexic? We used to have contests to see who had the most bulbous beer gut, it was a symbol of pride. Trust us, we like you the way you are.

Are you taught to color coordinate, or is it instinct? I can, and do in my daily attire, but it took mounds of research.

Benning Boy 08-04-2010 04:29 PM

Botox- do we really make you feel bad enough to do it, or does the need come from within?

suprdave 08-04-2010 04:33 PM

Body hair...how much is too much?

Benning Boy 08-04-2010 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suprdave (Post 325803)
Body hair...how much is too much?

He's got a legit one. Hairy chests, yes or no?

The gorilla is recognized as a macho animal, and has hair everywhere BUT his chest.

Benning Boy 08-04-2010 04:36 PM

Sometimes there is confusion as to whether or not I'm doing a bit. I assure you, these are legit questions.

Well, from most of us, anyhow.

suprdave 08-04-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benning Boy (Post 325804)
The gorilla is recognized as a macho animal, and has hair everywhere BUT his chest.

You shouldn't take cheap shots at JD like that.

Dillinger 08-04-2010 04:41 PM

The Metro-Sexual?

I understand the concept, but do you really want a guy who spends more time getting pretty than you do?

Dillinger 08-04-2010 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suprdave (Post 325807)
You shouldn't take cheap shots at JD like that.

Hey. I have hair on my chest. :mad:

Zing! One for Dave..... :p

dog2000tj 08-04-2010 04:55 PM

Bondage - how long must a guy wait before you allow him to tie you up?


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