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Old 07-13-2012, 03:05 AM   #21
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(After seeing everybody bringing home deer)
Now I know how all the Jewish kids feel on Christmas! Bobby hill

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Dale: "I killed eight gophers last year, and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny."

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Dale: "I killed eight gophers last year, and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny."
Look at her apply that chemical, she has definitely read the directions.
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I'm not gonna need my toys any more. After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating.

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"By now you name and particulars have been fed into every desktop, laptop , mainframe, and supermarket scanner that make up the global information conspiracy, aka "The Beast"". Do I really have to say who I am quoting?

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Thought this was funny.

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When there at the race track and there's a fire and boomhower is trying to tell the authorities and their like slow down sir and he says " I said deng ol fire man!!!" so funny

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If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.

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Dam it dale

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Hank: how can you be flunking English, Bobby you speak English !................

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