(After seeing everybody bringing home deer)
Now I know how all the Jewish kids feel on Christmas! Bobby hill
Dale: "I killed eight gophers last year, and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny."
I'm not gonna need my toys any more. After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating.
"By now you name and particulars have been fed into every desktop, laptop , mainframe, and supermarket scanner that make up the global information conspiracy, aka "The Beast"". Do I really have to say who I am quoting?
Thought this was funny.
When there at the race track and there's a fire and boomhower is trying to tell the authorities and their like slow down sir and he says " I said deng ol fire man!!!" so funny
"You can all go to Hell and I will go to Texas"
If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.
Dam it dale
Hank: how can you be flunking English, Bobby you speak English !................
When all else fails.