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RustyShackleford101 07-11-2012 06:28 PM

Hey everybody, post your King Of The Hill gun quotes here!
My favorite is by Dale: "Guns don't kill people, the government does."

tellmaster207 07-11-2012 07:34 PM

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notdku 07-11-2012 09:15 PM

That show has so many great lines.

From the IMDB:

Hank: You can make up for this by marrying Luanne.
Bobby Hill: But I'm only 12 years old.
Hank: Well just think, you can be married for 80 years.
Bobby Hill: Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne.
Hank: Yes, I can. You're only 12 years old.

RustyShackleford101 07-11-2012 09:29 PM

Dale Gribble: That is a water-tight seal. I can mow my lawn in a hurricane. Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane, Bill?
Bill Dauterive: I don't know
Dale Gribble: You can't mow your lawn in a hurricane!, Can you, Boomhauer?
Boomhauer: I tell you what, man, if I got that pause-trackin' goin' on, a little choke-hold, I...
Dale Gribble: [interrupts him] Bullcorn!
[as the garage door closes]
Dale Gribble: Oh, almost forgot: Hank can you mow your lawn in a hurricane nope didn't think so ha ha ha ha!

bwalka 07-11-2012 09:53 PM

Hank hill: thy boy ain't right

dragunovsks 07-11-2012 10:36 PM

I like the one when they put bobby on retilin, btw my brother was on it for a few years.

Bobby with his super hightened sence of awareness says, " There is a carton of milk in the fridge about to go bad...wait....wait...there it goes!"

Effin hilarious!

Oh and cant forget when bobby does something wrong and hank yells, "Damnit Bobby!"

bwalka 07-11-2012 11:09 PM

That boy ain't right

KG7IL 07-12-2012 12:34 AM

yup uh . . yup

RustyShackleford101 07-12-2012 02:03 AM

Wait new favorite!

Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!

bwalka 07-12-2012 03:34 AM

Dang ole Mhmmmm Mhmmmm man

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