Here's your laugh for today
Doc drug my butt to Church this morning. Went to the head, SSS, brush teeth, rinse mouth out with MR. Clean. Wrong frigging bottle grabbed out from under sink. Note to IDOT: put your glasses on. Doc has had herself a ball telling the family about this. Tastes like crap. All Day. I'm not unlucky, just stupid. Laugh D@mn ye.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
Don't blame the tool, blame the fool.