Gives me hope!
I'm in the process of starting my charity.
The wounded veterans and breast cancer and deformed puppies charity.
My salary will be a paltry 846,000 dollars per year.
If you don't donate to my cause, you're a animal abusing, ultra right wing communist sympathizing cancer causing left wing radical.... 'Merica!
America has fought wars across the globe, because we kept our firearms while others let dictators take theirs...