Gives me hope!
I'm in the process of starting my charity.
The wounded veterans and breast cancer and deformed puppies charity.
My salary will be a paltry 846,000 dollars per year.
If you don't donate to my cause, you're a animal abusing, ultra right wing communist sympathizing cancer causing left wing radical.... 'Merica!
"If you remember nothing else about what I’m about to consider here, remember this: the one and only reason politicians, bureaucrats, and policemen want to take your weapons away from you is so that they can do things to you that they couldn’t do if you still had your weapons."— L. Neil Smith