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Old 02-25-2013, 07:43 PM   #1
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Wow , my hard-drive can not "REFRESH" at this moment..! My 89 year old Mom-in-Law..........How can I politely say this....?.....Well . the fact is , She could talk the chrome off a bumper......! I swear , no crack head , no meth head , no coke head , no nobody I've ever met in all my travels , NO ONE CAN MATCH HER TALKIN ABILITIES.....!

She also has Alzheimer's and it's 4 hours of rant , nonsense and I sit here "Dazed and Confused" trying my best to rationalize anything I've been agreeing with.....? I'm beyond a headache , I'm more like "Nucear Melt Down"!
I'm really trying to be pleasant , but....................??

OK , Help......! PM me , Drug me , shoot me , kick me but just get my sanity back..!

ALL and ANY advice will be CONFIDENTIAL........!.......



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Old 02-25-2013, 07:48 PM   #2
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There is a post about whisky. Maybe that will help.



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Imagine yourself strangling bear cubs.

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I'd go w/ the whiskey.

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Take two Tylenol and lay down for a nap. Shut your bedroom door.

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I just realized my autocorrect changed my spelling of whiskey to whisky. Did it in the other post too. Well at least it did not change it to whip me. You can always go to the shooting range if you do not have any whiskey.

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Last time I've befriended alcohol was over 30 years ago and I was skiing at the
time.!

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If you want to live to ski again , DO NOT MIX WILD TURKEY with anything other than coca cola ..! NO EXTREME NOTHING..! So's....I quit drinking and still have my other habits , guns , skis , etc........!

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A good piece of duct tape and about 4ft. of rope would probably solve your problem. The only downside is if the wife finds out you may need more rope and duct tape.

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A good piece of duct tape and about 4ft. of rope would probably solve your problem. The only downside is if the wife finds out you may need more rope and duct tape.
LOL........!


Yue noe wat..? I feel better already..........!
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Last time I've befriended alcohol was over 30 years ago and I was skiing at the
time.!

MEMO to SELF:
If you want to live to ski again , DO NOT MIX WILD TURKEY with anything other than coca cola ..! NO EXTREME NOTHING..! So's....I quit drinking and still have my other habits , guns , skis , etc........!
Right there is your answer if you got snow down go for a nice ski (cross country would be preferable!


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