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Old 03-13-2009, 08:14 AM   #1
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The Aisle Seat

Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get
up and get a Coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll
get it for you.'



As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's
shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the
other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'



Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was
gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in
it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight.



As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and
asked his Arab neighbors...

'Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?'



THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES


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Good one!!



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Yes! :d

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SEMPER FI!!!!!!


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Lmao hooorahhhh:d

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Thanks for the laugh!



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