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Old 07-19-2010, 03:46 PM   #11
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The bucket list for me includes riding a horse, gotta squeeze that in this year. But if I do well with the horse riding part, you guys know me.....
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Yeah? Well I bought a horse once. An Arabian. Supposed to be a pure breed from R.O. Lervick.

That damn thing was about the most sickly, genetically inferior beast on the planet. Allergic to everything. Had to have a special bit, a special saddle, special horseshoes and the damn vet was on speed dial from the wall mounted phone right outside of his damn stable. My G/F at the time just HAD to have it when it came up for sale. It was supposed to be a "great investment".

Well, I got two words for that little escapade. First one starts with "F"

Jousting however, if I still had that horse, I would take up just to get an insurance policy on good old "Zues" and wait for the "accident".

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Hey Benning look! A squirrel!
Dude, I own armor....
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Not hating on you BB, but you've wanted to....

Go Brit

Go Asian

Make Chuck Norris your best friend

Become a Viking

You are a Renaissance Man. Never thought anyone would consider being a RM an insult.....
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I wonder if anyone has ever combined paintball & jousting? A giant foam pool noodle with a bag of paint on the end would look darn hilarious when the horse got up to speed.

I am reminded of the limp javelin in that Revenge of the Nerds movie.

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Not hating on you BB, but you've wanted to....

Go Brit

Go Asian

Make Chuck Norris your best friend

Become a Viking

You are a Renaissance Man. Never thought anyone would consider being a RM an insult.....
Good point, I thought nobody followed my carreer here.

Good catch, my friend.
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Benning, if you ever want to go gaucho you're more than welcome to come down here and use my horses. No ghey arabians, though.

"Pato" (duck), our national sport, makes jousting look like something little girls in pretty pink dresses would do.

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No ghey arabians, though.
What do you call a ghey arabians mount?

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Benning, if you ever want to go gaucho you're more than welcome to come down here and use my horses. No ghey arabians, though.

"Pato" (duck), our national sport, makes jousting look like something little girls in pretty pink dresses would do.

Francisco,

Is "Pato" where you chase the steer and grab his tail and drag him around and off his feet? I've always want to do that. My horse is a great cow pony and is cut trained.

Opps, just googled it.. man was I way off base. Still, looks like fun and I'd love to try it.
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