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07-16-2010, 08:14 PM
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The Heck With Gay MMA, Jousting Is Teh Manly!
Which of ye varlets dost have the spine to run full tilt?
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07-16-2010, 08:23 PM
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Gonna have to pass on that sport.
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07-16-2010, 08:38 PM
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I know a guy who does this for a living at a Theme Park near us called Camalot.
Every time I meet him he seems to have broke some bone or other.
Camelot Theme Park, Theme Parks, Family fun days, North West, Lancashire,
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07-16-2010, 08:59 PM
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Jousting is the state sport of Maryland. Ironic that a state that has a list of approved handguns has a sport as violent as jousting as the official state sport.
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07-16-2010, 09:08 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Maybe if i could use a giant ostrich like on the old video game.
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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07-16-2010, 09:38 PM
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I have been to the fair where the headline picture was taken.
It was years ago, but awesome. They had mud wrestling, jousting, sword swallowing, fire breathing and.... an annoying parrot.
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"I joined the Navy to drink in foreign countries and fornicate." -unknown
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07-17-2010, 02:22 PM
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I would point out the hypocrasy in calling MMA gay when you are endorsing a sport in which two men are charging towards each carrying large phallic shaped objects riding large hairy beasts. But I am not going to...
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07-18-2010, 06:59 PM
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Horses, edged weapons... I could get into this.
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Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
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(canto XII, st. 6)
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07-19-2010, 02:47 PM
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The bucket list for me includes riding a horse, gotta squeeze that in this year. But if I do well with the horse riding part, you guys know me.....
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07-19-2010, 03:35 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benning Boy
The bucket list for me includes riding a horse, gotta squeeze that in this year. But if I do well with the horse riding part, you guys know me.....
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If you get one that likes to trot, be prepared for some soreness in the gnad area. I learned to ask them to let some air out of the hooves first, for a softer ride; then they go pick you a nag that won't jostle the jewels. Overall, i don't care too much for the horse thing, but their cruise control is FAR beyond the abilities of my car.
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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