The Heck With Gay MMA, Jousting Is Teh Manly!
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House > The Heck With Gay MMA, Jousting Is Teh Manly!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-16-2010, 09:14 PM   #1
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
ScottG's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,614
Liked 9 Times on 3 Posts

Default The Heck With Gay MMA, Jousting Is Teh Manly!

Which of ye varlets dost have the spine to run full tilt?

__________________

9x18=Makarov

ScottG is offline  
 
Reply With Quote

Join FirearmsTalk.com Today - It's Free!

Are you a firearms enthusiast? Then we hope you will join the community. You will gain access to post, create threads, private message, upload images, join groups and more.

Firearms Talk is owned and operated by fellow firearms enthusiasts. We strive to offer a non-commercial community to learn and share information.

Join FirearmsTalk.com Today! - Click Here


Old 07-16-2010, 09:23 PM   #2
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Jo da Plumbr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 4,754
Liked 11 Times on 9 Posts

Default

Gonna have to pass on that sport.
__________________
Jo da Plumbr is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2010, 09:38 PM   #3
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Liverpool,England
Posts: 2,265
Liked 1127 Times on 542 Posts
Likes Given: 1249

Default

I know a guy who does this for a living at a Theme Park near us called Camalot.
Every time I meet him he seems to have broke some bone or other.

Camelot Theme Park, Theme Parks, Family fun days, North West, Lancashire,

__________________
Davyboy is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2010, 09:59 PM   #4
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Yunus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: |,Maryland
Posts: 4,939
Liked 1217 Times on 723 Posts
Likes Given: 387

Default

Jousting is the state sport of Maryland. Ironic that a state that has a list of approved handguns has a sport as violent as jousting as the official state sport.

__________________

"Good people drink good beer."
Hunter S. Thompson

Yunus is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2010, 10:08 PM   #5
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
orangello's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 19,155
Liked 5734 Times on 3360 Posts
Likes Given: 4877

Default

Maybe if i could use a giant ostrich like on the old video game.

__________________

Dead Bears, the only good kind.

orangello is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2010, 10:38 PM   #6
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
saviorslegacy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Portsmouth,Ohio
Posts: 708
Liked 2 Times on 2 Posts

Default

I have been to the fair where the headline picture was taken.
It was years ago, but awesome. They had mud wrestling, jousting, sword swallowing, fire breathing and.... an annoying parrot.

__________________

"This is my rifle, this is my gun." "This is for fighting, this is for fun." -Full Metal Jacket

"I joined the Navy to drink in foreign countries and fornicate." -unknown

saviorslegacy is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2010, 03:22 PM   #7
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 227
Likes Given: 2

Default

I would point out the hypocrasy in calling MMA gay when you are endorsing a sport in which two men are charging towards each carrying large phallic shaped objects riding large hairy beasts. But I am not going to...

__________________
bigbad-ratman is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2010, 07:59 PM   #8
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Franciscomv's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 1,257
Liked 4 Times on 4 Posts

Default

Horses, edged weapons... I could get into this.

__________________

Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
- Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron), Don Juan
(canto XII, st. 6)

Franciscomv is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2010, 03:47 PM   #9
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: everywhere
Posts: 9,639
Liked 10 Times on 10 Posts

Default

The bucket list for me includes riding a horse, gotta squeeze that in this year. But if I do well with the horse riding part, you guys know me.....

__________________
Benning Boy is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2010, 04:35 PM   #10
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
orangello's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 19,155
Liked 5734 Times on 3360 Posts
Likes Given: 4877

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Benning Boy View Post
The bucket list for me includes riding a horse, gotta squeeze that in this year. But if I do well with the horse riding part, you guys know me.....
If you get one that likes to trot, be prepared for some soreness in the gnad area. I learned to ask them to let some air out of the hooves first, for a softer ride; then they go pick you a nag that won't jostle the jewels. Overall, i don't care too much for the horse thing, but their cruise control is FAR beyond the abilities of my car.
__________________

Dead Bears, the only good kind.

orangello is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Firearms Forum Replies Last Post
What the HECK is this?!?? spittinfire The Club House 4 08-11-2009 10:40 PM
Manly Jobs Benning Boy The Club House 45 07-23-2009 04:03 AM
What the heck JD??? spittinfire The Club House 7 02-27-2009 03:30 AM
The Manly Thread! Benning Boy The Club House 106 12-18-2008 05:57 AM