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ScottG 07-16-2010 08:14 PM

The Heck With Gay MMA, Jousting Is Teh Manly!
 
Which of ye varlets dost have the spine to run full tilt?

Jo da Plumbr 07-16-2010 08:23 PM

Gonna have to pass on that sport.:eek:

Davyboy 07-16-2010 08:38 PM

I know a guy who does this for a living at a Theme Park near us called Camalot.
Every time I meet him he seems to have broke some bone or other.

Camelot Theme Park, Theme Parks, Family fun days, North West, Lancashire,

Yunus 07-16-2010 08:59 PM

Jousting is the state sport of Maryland. Ironic that a state that has a list of approved handguns has a sport as violent as jousting as the official state sport.

orangello 07-16-2010 09:08 PM

Maybe if i could use a giant ostrich like on the old video game.

saviorslegacy 07-16-2010 09:38 PM

I have been to the fair where the headline picture was taken.
It was years ago, but awesome. They had mud wrestling, jousting, sword swallowing, fire breathing and.... an annoying parrot.

bigbad-ratman 07-17-2010 02:22 PM

I would point out the hypocrasy in calling MMA gay when you are endorsing a sport in which two men are charging towards each carrying large phallic shaped objects riding large hairy beasts. But I am not going to...

Franciscomv 07-18-2010 06:59 PM

Horses, edged weapons... I could get into this.

Benning Boy 07-19-2010 02:47 PM

The bucket list for me includes riding a horse, gotta squeeze that in this year. But if I do well with the horse riding part, you guys know me.....

orangello 07-19-2010 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benning Boy (Post 317199)
The bucket list for me includes riding a horse, gotta squeeze that in this year. But if I do well with the horse riding part, you guys know me.....

If you get one that likes to trot, be prepared for some soreness in the gnad area. I learned to ask them to let some air out of the hooves first, for a softer ride; then they go pick you a nag that won't jostle the jewels. Overall, i don't care too much for the horse thing, but their cruise control is FAR beyond the abilities of my car.


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