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Old 02-03-2013, 04:39 AM   #1
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This doesn't belong in the religion threads.

If anyone is offended by this, see Canebrake about that "thick skin" thing.

Heaven is where:
the police are British
the chefs are Italian
the mechanics are German
the lovers are French
and it's all organized by the Swiss

Hell is where:
the police are German
the chefs are British
the mechanics are French
the lovers are Swiss
and it's all organized by the Italians

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This doesn't belong in the religion threads.

If anyone is offended by this, see Canebrake about that "thick skin" thing.

Heaven is where:
the police are British
the chefs are Italian
the mechanics are German
the lovers are French
and it's all organized by the Swiss

Hell is where:
the police are German
the chefs are British
the mechanics are French
the lovers are Swiss
and it's all organized by the Italians
once again the Irish are left in Purgatory
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A Swiss lover is a bad thing? Cut It Out!

I Googled Swiss Babes, and the results looked interesting. Here is one

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A Swiss lover is a bad thing? Cut It Out!

I Googled Swiss Babe, and the results looked interesting. Here is one
Yeah ... I'm gonna say someone made a mistake on the lovers. I'd rather hang out with a Swiss chick than a smelly French woman. Heyyyohhh.
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French woman don't shave.

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I'm swiss heritage, so I disliked that part the most. Swiss are more than smelly cheese, bank accounts and low crime.

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Pollacks , predominate species ..!
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... Of the bering sea. Deep fried, Mmmmmm
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... Of the bering sea. Deep fried, Mmmmmm
^ Ax my wife , she'll agree..!
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Not sure what all skeletons are in my wife's ansesstors closet, but I can attest that woman is angry in the bed, on the bed, or near the bed. Put her in place of the Swiss woman. In fact, I would be willing to trade, and throw in three AR's, and 30,000 rounds of ammo.

Hell, I won't need it, I'll be on my honeymoon! Lol

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