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heaven and hell
This doesn't belong in the religion threads.
If anyone is offended by this, see Canebrake about that "thick skin" thing.
Heaven is where:
the police are British
the chefs are Italian
the mechanics are German
the lovers are French
and it's all organized by the Swiss
Hell is where:
the police are German
the chefs are British
the mechanics are French
the lovers are Swiss
and it's all organized by the Italians
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Nom nom nom nom nom
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Originally Posted by primer1
This doesn't belong in the religion threads.
If anyone is offended by this, see Canebrake about that "thick skin" thing.
Heaven is where:
the police are British
the chefs are Italian
the mechanics are German
the lovers are French
and it's all organized by the Swiss
Hell is where:
the police are German
the chefs are British
the mechanics are French
the lovers are Swiss
and it's all organized by the Italians
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once again the Irish are left in Purgatory 
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02-03-2013, 05:15 AM
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A Swiss lover is a bad thing? Cut It Out!
I Googled Swiss Babes, and the results looked interesting. Here is one
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02-03-2013, 05:17 AM
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A Swiss lover is a bad thing? Cut It Out!
I Googled Swiss Babe, and the results looked interesting. Here is one
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Yeah ... I'm gonna say someone made a mistake on the lovers. I'd rather hang out with a Swiss chick than a smelly French woman. Heyyyohhh.
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02-03-2013, 05:20 AM
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French woman don't shave.
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02-03-2013, 05:21 AM
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I'm swiss heritage, so I disliked that part the most. Swiss are more than smelly cheese, bank accounts and low crime. 
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Pollacks , predominate species ..!
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Pollacks , predominate species ..! |
... Of the bering sea. Deep fried, Mmmmmm
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... Of the bering sea. Deep fried, Mmmmmm
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^  Ax my wife , she'll agree..! 
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02-03-2013, 06:48 AM
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Not sure what all skeletons are in my wife's ansesstors closet, but I can attest that woman is angry in the bed, on the bed, or near the bed. Put her in place of the Swiss woman. In fact, I would be willing to trade, and throw in three AR's, and 30,000 rounds of ammo.
Hell, I won't need it, I'll be on my honeymoon! Lol
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