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primer1 02-03-2013 04:39 AM

heaven and hell
 
This doesn't belong in the religion threads.

If anyone is offended by this, see Canebrake about that "thick skin" thing.

Heaven is where:
the police are British
the chefs are Italian
the mechanics are German
the lovers are French
and it's all organized by the Swiss

Hell is where:
the police are German
the chefs are British
the mechanics are French
the lovers are Swiss
and it's all organized by the Italians

dog2000tj 02-03-2013 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by primer1 (Post 1121564)
This doesn't belong in the religion threads.

If anyone is offended by this, see Canebrake about that "thick skin" thing.

Heaven is where:
the police are British
the chefs are Italian
the mechanics are German
the lovers are French
and it's all organized by the Swiss

Hell is where:
the police are German
the chefs are British
the mechanics are French
the lovers are Swiss
and it's all organized by the Italians

once again the Irish are left in Purgatory :p

AR10 02-03-2013 05:15 AM

A Swiss lover is a bad thing? Cut It Out!

I Googled Swiss Babes, and the results looked interesting. Here is one

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...m2who1_500.png

hoovco 02-03-2013 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AR10
A Swiss lover is a bad thing? Cut It Out!

I Googled Swiss Babe, and the results looked interesting. Here is one

Yeah ... I'm gonna say someone made a mistake on the lovers. I'd rather hang out with a Swiss chick than a smelly French woman. Heyyyohhh.

Renegade44 02-03-2013 05:20 AM

French woman don't shave.

primer1 02-03-2013 05:21 AM

I'm swiss heritage, so I disliked that part the most. Swiss are more than smelly cheese, bank accounts and low crime. :)

dango 02-03-2013 05:33 AM

Pollacks , predominate species ..! :p :)

primer1 02-03-2013 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dango
Pollacks , predominate species ..! :p :)

... Of the bering sea. Deep fried, Mmmmmm

dango 02-03-2013 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by primer1 (Post 1121639)
... Of the bering sea. Deep fried, Mmmmmm

^ :D Ax my wife , she'll agree..! :o

AR10 02-03-2013 06:48 AM

Not sure what all skeletons are in my wife's ansesstors closet, but I can attest that woman is angry in the bed, on the bed, or near the bed. Put her in place of the Swiss woman. In fact, I would be willing to trade, and throw in three AR's, and 30,000 rounds of ammo.

Hell, I won't need it, I'll be on my honeymoon! Lol


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