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Old 09-14-2017, 12:17 AM   #21
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I charge by the WATT , have a seat , hold this wire in your right hand , hold this wire in your left , hold my beer and now let me plug you in .....
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and BTW, i'm charging you double since i had to clean my monitor for laughing so hard!
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Son, one day we have to sit down and have a long talk.
Wow , I'm old enough to be your son......? Ok then , tell me of the old days , when men were men , ladies were ladies and there were no X-wives ...?
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i only charge $50 an hour. how many appointments can i book you for?
Dallas, I think SRK buys his therapy by the fifth...
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hmmmm............i may need to adjust my prices!
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hmmmm............i may need to adjust my prices!
What will $6 in quarters get me?
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What will $6 in quarters get me?
a trip thru the car wash!
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Fat heavy pockets and the need of a heavy duty belt .
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