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Old 10-30-2009, 07:12 PM   #1
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So my wife is dragging me to some Halloween shindig tonight and apparently it's absolutely essential that I be wearing some kind of costume. Now usually I wouldn't care about going to a Halloween party, or as the ladies must like to call it "Dress-like-prostitute-night" party. But, I’ve never had to wear a costume before... You guys have any suggestions on something relatively simple I could make up? I'm not really willing to go spend ammo money on something I’ll only wear a few hours...

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Pull a big ole clear garbage bag over yourself and go as a jimmy-hat!

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Got a military uniform around? I've gone as a member of the USAF before.

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Next year I choose the Halloween Costumes

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I walk in dressed like I normally dress(insert joke here), and when someone asks what I'm supposed to be, I tell them that according to my wife I'm an AZZHOLE.

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Fold up a white sheet like a diaper. Strip down and apply diaper with duct tape. Go as a baby.

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Put on black shirt, black pants and boots. Grab a holster and stop at a drug store. Buy a cheapie toy pistol. Go as a mall ninja.

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Around here, you would get beaten up for that...
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Go as a zombie. You can just stand there, get drunk, and stare at people without saying anything.

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